Notes and Quotes for Sex Panel

I           Looking the Part

            Bathe, Bathe, Bathe - Febreeze works on fabric, but not you

            Scent or no Scent – at least make sure you smell good (Crystal Stick)

            T-Shirts and Jeans don't have to look sloppy

            Costumes

            Every Girl Crazy for a Sharp Dressed Man

II          Approaching your Target(s)

            Don’t look like a serial killer

            Don’t look like you are going to be too weird (Yes, at a con)

            Look for the bloody ring and pay attention

            Everyone has to eat

            Guests are off limits – unless they start it

            Politeness will get you everywhere you want to be - But don't overdo it or you'll creep them out

III         Conversation

            Conversational Gambits

            Be Interested

            Be open

            These don't talk, but I do (women do not have eyes on their breasts)

            Whatever you do, don’t tell me about your character - unless they start it

            Where did you get the idea for your costume?

            I’m not all that great, but YOU…..wow.

            If you are going to lure them to your room by promising to show them your etchings, you had better have etchings

IV        Approaching the Subject

            This is not a race

            Pick-Up lines? Believe it or not, they sometimes work - just not often

            Alcohol – Not really needed - Same with drugs

            A kiss can say it all – if he/she lets you

                    Only a girl can get away with the line "I'm out of practice kissing. Can you help?"

            NO means NO

V         Now that you got him/her there

            Condoms are a girls best friend – guys too

            NO still means NO

            Blue Balls – yeah, right - They do exist, but should never be used as a ploy.

            A few words of wisdom

“Kick starting should be saved for Harleys, not your con encounter”

"Socks off!"

"In case you didn't notice, it's called a CONdom."

“Any item with sharp objects or locks should always be considered for a secondary, if not tertiary, encounter.”

You might be in trouble if. .  ." When you ask him to get a lubricant, he hauls out a can of WD-40.”

VI        After the Fact

            Communication is still King

            Talk to each other

            Say Thank you - But don't overdo it.